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"How He Holds Her" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_July_4_2008.aspx

Friday, July 04, 2008
Smutty Tingle
Megan Fox is finally free (DListed )
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Friday, July 04, 2008

PPS. 50 Cent is not one of the boys. Neither is Mario Lopez, surprisingly.


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Friday, July 04, 2008
PS. Tim McGraw is not messing around with a mistress.
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"Two Boys in the City" subject 2 guess

http://laineygossip.com/Chris_Brown_performs_with_Ciara_at_BET_Awards_and_Rihanna_on_the_red_carpet.aspx

BET Awards went down in LA last night – En Vogue!?!?!?

Here are Chris Brown and Rihanna on the carpet… separately, but together. Love them. So much. Seriously… Rihanna is exquisite.

See clip of Chris’s performance below – at the end Ciara came out and they danced and she tried to be sexy but, well, Ciara ain’t no RiRi. Which is why RiRi wasn’t the least bit worried when the camera cut to her during a part that was supposed to be provocative.

As for Ciara and 50… am told they are definitely an item – at least they were last week – but that she’s a high maintenance handful. Apparently they fight all the time because she’s super needy. Like every conversation has to be about Ciara and Ciara gets all pouty pants when the grownups are talking about something important and can’t be bothered with her baby babble.

This is how I imagine it must be like to have dinner with Jessica Simpson. Who raises these girls? Who tells them it’s cute?

Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 6:35 AM


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http://www.laineygossip.com/Chace_Crawford_and_JC_Chasez_rumoured_gay_romance.aspx

Michael K at DListed thinks they’re “anal f*cking”. But that’s what we love about Michael K. He thinks everyone is anal f*cking. Even Oprah and Gayle. Especially Oprah and Gayle.

As for whether or not Chace Crawford and JC Chasez are getting the gay on… the ‘mos can talk of nothing else. And can you blame them? I would totally pay to see those two tongue kissing. Tabloid reports have them moving in together and living life boyfriend boyfriend and Chace and Carrie Crawford haven’t been seen together in ages.

Word is he cut her loose because…well… because she’s a f&cking bitch.

So Chace and JC – are they making movies for Tom Cruise???

Sorry to disappoint but I’m hearing they’re just dudes. Dudes who like to party together but not privately together. Chace actually apparently likes to party hard. Rumour has it, during a promotional trip to Toronto recently, a fine powdery white dust was still settling days after he left.

You don’t think a boy who uses a flat iron would use something more toxic???

Please.

Here’s Chace with Taylor Momsen (Jenny) on the set of Gossip Girl last week. Nate and Jenny hooking up? How will Blair destroy her? Can’t wait to see.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008 at 12:56 PM
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Thursday, July 03, 2008
PPs. Ricky Martin is not one of the boys. Neither is Robbie Williams. Close…but without so much world flavour.
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Thursday, July 03, 2008
PS. Peter Fonda is not the man with the other woman.
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_May_12_2008.aspx

When jiggly… blame Photoshoppe (The Blemish )

Monday, May 12, 2008 at 8:07 AM
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"Two Boys in the City," it's not...

Wednesday, July 02, 2008
PPS. Jude Law is not one of the boys. Neither is Three Whiskies Orlando Bloom. Or Mike Myers.
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008
PS. Donny Osmond isn’t hiding the other woman.
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"Two Boys in the City," it's not...

Tuesday, July 01, 2008
PPS. Kenny Chesney is not one of the boys. Neither is Ryan Seacrest.
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Tuesday, July 01, 2008
PS. Ron Howard does not have a mistress.
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Colin_Firth_and_Pierce_Brosnan_at_London_premiere_of_Mamma_Mia.aspx

Mamma Mia: Meryl Streep, who is of a certain age, at the heart of a three man romantic intrigue. Yes… it’s a Hollywood movie. Can you believe it? Can you believe they’d make a movie about adults over 18?

Here are two of those 3 men, both completely devoted to their wives, both dashing and debonair on the red carpet tonight at the London premiere.

First Pierce Brosnan and his wife Keely Shaye Smith, to whom he’s been married since 2001. They’re making a sequel to the Thomas Crown Affair. Agree or disagree?

Next… sigh… Colin Firth with the stunning Livia. Colin Firth. Colin Firth. As for why she’s wearing a smiley face dress with a bumble bee motif on the back – so it’s a ridiculous outfit. But she is a classic beauty. And every night she goes to bed with Colin Firth. And every night you don’t. Who wins?

For those of you who live in Vancouver – did you know Colin sneaks into town now and again to visit his son? With Meg Tilly? They met on the set of Valmont, he moved to Canada to be with her but eventually found it was too hard being away from England. There are conflicting reports about their split – some rumours (never substantiated) suggest she was blindsided when he broke it to her and that he pretty much abandoned his kid too.

Colin and Meg however have always maintained civility, never letting it get ugly publicly, though she reportedly has yet to recover, even though it’s been over a decade. And can you blame her? It’s Colin Firth.

As for time in Vancouver – a couple of months ago, Colin apparently made an appearance at his son’s school for a special reading. Can you imagine the posh moms that day? All finding an excuse to hang out instead of going to yoga for a glimpse at Colin Firth?

Monday, June 30, 2008 at 5:28 PM
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"Dog Eat Dog" revealed again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jessica_Biel_blogs_on_Myspace.aspx

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined us on the blogs! As is the case with everything Shelfy sets her ass to, the primary focus behind her first blog entry was to share with the world an update on her career, including the four film projects she’s pipweasled her ass onto thanks to the tireless tipping off of the paparazzi by her brilliant publicist.

She also takes the time to talk about how much she loves animals, and her dog Tina in particular, because anyone who loves their dog would be negligent enough to allow it to be eaten by the other one.

But who cares of such things when Shelfy is now a producer! A producer!

Monday, June 30, 2008 at 2:18 PM
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Bored_Christina_Aguilera_courts_paparazzi_at_the_Ivy.aspx

By now it’s no secret, not even to the MiniVan Majority – there is only one reason to go the Ivy. And it isn’t the food. This is why usually at the Ivy, it’s B list at best.

But check out Christina Aguilera the other day, creating a pap frenzy on her way out of the Ivy after lunch. After apparently running out of appropriate ways to exercise her baby boredom and perhaps fearing that she’s becoming more irrelevant by the day, Christina pulled the most desperate move ever.

So desperate. And SO embarrassing.

That a girl who has sold so many records, who has legitimate talent, has to resort to this. To baiting the paparazzi on Robertson.

Tara Reid baits the paparazzi on Robertson. Why is Christina Aguilera baiting the paparazzi on Robertson? Sad, non?

Monday, June 30, 2008 at 12:35 PM
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Monday, June 30, 2008
PPS. John Travolta is not one of the boys. Neither is Justin Timberlake.
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Monday, June 30, 2008
PS. Daryl Hannah is not the other woman.
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