Net Neutrality!!

"Needing Supervision," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=3804

And it's NOT Eddie Murphy.

Monday, May 01, 2006
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"Keeping it Legal" reveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Salma_Hayek_cancels_engagement.aspx

Salma Hayek and her baby father Francois-Henri Pinault are no longer engaged http://www.usmagazine.com/salma-hayek-calls-off-engagement-to-french-billionaire. Her rep confirmed the cancellation saying there would be no further comment. Obviously the statement didn’t spell out that the two had formally split but where else do you go from axing an engagement and announcing it publicly???

Previous to this, there was no indication on the smut wires that the two were on the outs. Her bossy behaviour may have been the subject of smutty whispers but nothing related to her love life. In fact, Salma and Pinault seemed happy back in February at Madonna’s Malawi event, though to say that sparks were flying would be a stretch.

Especially not after the sparks flew between Salma and Ed Norton way back.

He hasn’t been able to find anyone who can match Salma since...

Is it even possible?

Friday, July 18, 2008 at 7:45 AM
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http://laineygossip.com/Commitment_Crisis_blind_item.aspx?IsMicro=0

They were supposed to have kicked their bad habit together. A partnership in blow became a commitment effort to get clean. And for a while they were successful.

But he was the weaker one. And he’s been using again for a while.

The problem, one of many obviously, is that when he’s cranked, he’s also very aggressive. Some say he’s mixing his powder with some muscle juice and the coke/steroid combination brings out the roughneck which has presented many challenges for his publicist.

Fortunately his publicist is almost as clever as Jessica Biel’s. Was able to turn spin a recent skirmish into an heroic rescue. The truth is, he was so jacked up on the good stuff he had to take it out on someone else’s head.

As for his wife...well she has a boyfriend. His name is Jesus. With her new devoutness has come an almost unbearable sanctimony, not to mention intolerance – for his lifestyle, for his binges – so much so that they are finding it increasingly difficult to be together, though like the Beckhams, they are a brand too.

One big happy family...fraud!

Friday, July 18, 2008 at 10:58 AM

Update (7/23/09):
denial 1: Jennifer Lopez
denial 2: Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale

denial 3: Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith, Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick

denial 4: Sean Penn
denial 5: Katie Price & Peter Andre, Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
denial 6: Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis
denial 7: Tobey Maguire
reveal 1
reveal 2

reveal 3
reveal 4



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Salma Hayek and her baby father Francois-Henri Pinault are no longer engaged http://www.usmagazine.com/salma-hayek-calls-off-engagement-to-french-billionaire. Her rep confirmed the cancellation saying there would be no further comment. Obviously the statement didn’t spell out that the two had formally split but where else do you go from axing an engagement and announcing it publicly???

Previous to this, there was no indication on the smut wires that the two were on the outs. Her bossy behaviour may have been the subject of smutty whispers but nothing related to her love life. In fact, Salma and Pinault seemed happy back in February at Madonna’s Malawi event, though to say that sparks were flying would be a stretch.

Especially not after the sparks flew between Salma and Ed Norton way back.

He hasn’t been able to find anyone who can match Salma since...

Is it even possible?

Friday, July 18, 2008 at 7:45 AM
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Friday, July 18, 2008
PS. Josie Bissett is not the other woman.
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"Short and Blind" subject 1 reveal

http://laineygossip.com/Steven_Page_arrest_mugshot.aspx?IsMicro=0

So you know about the arrest Steven Page of Barenaked Ladies and some skanks somewhere in New York charged with cocaine possession.

F*cking hypocrite.

Family values and squeaky clean and a children’s album and in the end a f&cktard. Not only because of this scandal but because of what happens at home.

Short and blind ring a bell?

As I reported on eTalk exclusively yesterday, Steven Page allegedly also ran off on his wife and kids with a twat he met online. Word is he actually has an “online blackbook” of hook ups from around the world.

And rumour has it, he’s also allegedly been trying to convince his estranged spouse to liquidate all their assets so he can cash out on her.

Hope she takes him out now for every last dime.

Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 12:20 PM
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"The Other Woman Doesn't Work," it's not...

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

PS. Sienna Miller is not the other woman.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Gossip_for_Wednesday_July_16_2008.aspx

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"Legendary Tales" revealed

http://www.laineygossip.com/Ewan_McGregor_Fridays_with_Ewan.aspx

A quivering good way to kick off a weekend. Here’s Ewan McGregor with his wife Eve yesterday at the Hampstead Theatre Spring Gala in London looking sharp and sexy and always, always a little naughty. Ewan and Eve have been married almost 13 years and while your initial inclination might be to say Lucky Bitch! The truth is most would agree that he’s the lucky sod having married someone so generous and so evolved in so many ways.

It's the unconventional that works in showbiz...

Friday, March 14, 2008 at 7:44 AM
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Michelle_Williams_Ewan_McGregor_A_Chipmunk_Cheeked_CBomb.aspx

There’s a new book coming out - "Billion-Dollar Kiss: The Kiss that Saved 'Dawson's Creek' and Other Adventures in TV Writing" by Jeffrey Stepakoff with an insider view of what it’s like to write for prime time television including a little show called Dawson’s Creek. DC was of course the crown jewel of the WB, at the time under the purview of John Litvack, an executive with the network who apparently wasn’t a big fan of Michelle Williams.

During a story pitch involving Michelle’s character Jen Linley, Litvack impatiently burst out - "I don't care about that chipmunk-cheeked c**t!”

Chipmunk-cheeked c**t! Now an Oscar-nominated Chipmunk-cheeked c**t!

Had to laugh, even though Michelle Williams doesn’t laugh about much these days. Totally cutting off her fan base, now dealing with rumours from the production of her new movie with Ewan McGregor – no wonder why she’s not smiling.

The scoop – my sources tell me exclusively that crew members are snickering on the set of Incendiary about the inordinate amount of time she has allegedly been spending in Ewan’s trailer. They could, like, totally, totally be running lines but given his lothario reputation and the fact that Heath is shooting Batman is Chicago and has a certain reputation of his own, speculation is rife that Ewan is lending a sympathetic ear…and perhaps more?

But they’re both married... SO not possible, right? Could never happen, right? Never in Hollywood, right?

Still following up, will keep you posted.

Thursday, May 03, 2007 at 12:00 AM
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http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleDetail.aspx?ID=2630

Again…one guess. Good luck. And it’s not Victoria Beckham.

Sunday, October 30, 2005
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http://laineygossip.com/Megan_Fox_seemed_reluctant_to_be_with_Brian_Austin_Green_at_the_FOX_TCA_summer_party.aspx

Said it before – to me she’s just a Blender girl. One of those ubiquitous skanks staring back at you, open mouthed, from the pages of a soft core skin rag, always wet and ready to go.

This is Megan Fox carrying a bag on her back last night at the Fox TCA summer party held at the pier in Santa Monica. As you can see – head to toe budget, low classy.

Her other bag – boyfriend Brian Austin Green – was also there though there were very few photos of them taken together…and he wasn’t happy about it. You’ll recall, he refuted rumours of a split last week - am told she seemed reluctant to pose with him and the two were seen snipping at each other later on the evening. Word is she’ll cut him loose once and for all by the end of the year… no matter the consequences.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:08 AM
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"A Bitch to Work For" revealed

http://laineygossip.com/Salma_Hayek_takes_baby_Valentina_shopping_in_Malibu.aspx

Salma Hayek turns 42 in September. Bitch doesn’t look a day over 30. And next to Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, Salma could pass for a zygote.

Seriously... that skin is amazing!

Salma went shopping yesterday in Malibu with baby Valentina, 9 months old. You will note, Salma did NOT pimp her kid pics off to a tabloid. But then again, she has enough money.

Salma is now one of the most powerful women in entertainment and Valentina’s paternal grandpa is a billionaire. As in ranked 34th richest dude in the world – that kind of billionaire.

Salma doesn’t seem happy to see the paps. Wonder if this is the same stone cold face she uses at work on Ugly Betty? Word is, she’s not exactly a pleasure to work for.

Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:59 AM
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