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"Blowing Second Chances" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Kate_Hudson_Joel_Madden_Gerard_Butler_Roof_Lounge_at_Park_Hyatt_during_TIFF.aspx?IsMicro=0


Night after night during TIFF, after hours, the Roof Lounge at the Park Hyatt is where we go. And it’s where they go. Friday, 1:30am, we hit up the Hyatt and ended up in an elevator with Kate Hudson.

She was wearing a short orange cocktail dress. Looked amazing. And that ass… someone had mentioned that her ass appeared padded JLo styles. Some extra junk that seemed out of place in contrast to her upper body, her thin legs, and her modest chest. Juicy.

Of course Dylan noticed. Of course he and the manslinger had to have a moment inside a crowded elevator that made the rest of us feel like we were intruding. She mentioned that we were crammed in there, he decided to pick up that thread, offering some suggestive little remark that made her giggle, and the exchange continued until the doors opened up at the top. Now he’s convinced that it could have happened.

Unfortunately for him, I wasn’t in the mood to pimp his ass. It was time for a pick me up. Cut to an hour later and Joel Madden’s in his own little section, surrounded by girls, seeming to be pleased by the attention, but not obliging them either, grooving to the beats, and hanging out with… Robin Thicke?

Random.

Wish I could tell you more about their friendship but then the DJ put on Madonna and everyone started dancing like madness and kicked it up even more when Let’s Hear It For The Boy came on and suddenly it was 4 am and time to go home.

Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, and many, many others were up on the Roof the night after and word is Gerry Butler too who has become “drop in dude” at the festival because he left town after RocknRolla on Thursday and then came back just to party on Saturday. Here he is at the Blindness premiere. And Kate at the Richard Branson party earlier Friday night.

Monday, September 08, 2008 at 7:03 AM


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You’d think that she, of all people, would be more precious with her body. Not only because it’s so beautiful but also because she worked so hard to actually keep it.

But behind the face and up the nose, there is a serious, serious problem with blow. It started because she needed to keep her weight down, it has continued because she’s a full blown addict, devoting half her time to so called philanthropy, and the other half to hardcore happy. So much so that she’s now losing jobs as it’s no secret she can barely get down a carpet without rushing to the loo and hitting up some more which is where they found her at an event this week. A goodwill party turned almost disastrous when someone walked in and saw her slumped over the toilet, half conscious with bile dripping down her chin, her hair wet sticking to her face, begging to be allowed to stay at the party.

They managed to remove her from the venue without anyone noticing but the very very wealthy man she came with was so disgusted he immediately severed their relationship and worse still, the influential host of the festivities is now refusing to take her call.

A discreet visit to rehab is the next logical step but they worry she’s not ready until rock bottom, which appears to be just around the corner.

Friday, September 12, 2008 at 10:42 AM

Update (9/19/08):
denial 1: Jennifer Aniston & Daryl Hannah
denial 2: Uma Thurman
denial 3: Lindsay Lohan & Eva Mendes
denial 4: Hilary Swank
denial 5: Pamela Anderson



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Friday, September 12, 2008

PPS. Kate Hudson doesn’t need anger management.


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Friday, September 12, 2008

PS. Naomi Watts is not banning bottles.


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"Banning Bottles" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Nicole_Richie_in_New_York_with_Harlow_and_at_Marc_Jacobs_show.aspx?IsMicro=0


Nicole Richie took Harlow out for a stroll yesterday – look at the chubbs! Those little feet are like fresh hot buns!

Would you have believed a year ago? That between Nicoles, it’s Richie who seems a more normal mom? That it wasn’t Nicole Richie who beat her body back into starvation within days of giving birth? Shocking.

After spending the day with her baby, Nicole headed out at night for a fashionable evening. Attached – Nicole arriving at Marc Jacobs in a beater tank, a black bra, and a leather skirt. Effortless, cool, making Posh and Lopez look rather… strenuous?

Nicole was then spotted at Cipriani partying with Damon Dash and sharing photos before heading home to Harlow.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008 at 7:31 AM


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Thursday, September 11, 2008

PPS. Bottles are welcome at Nicole Richie’s house.


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Thursday, September 11, 2008

PS. Kate Beckinsale does not need anger management.

Anger Management
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"Cheap & Crafty" revealed

http://www.laineygossip.com/Adrien_Brody_Mark_Ruffalo_Rachel_Weisz_at_Brothers_Bloom_premiere_at_TIFF.aspx

Mark Ruffalo has like 8,000 movies in the festival this year! Seriously…he’s a busy dude. But so underrated.

By all accounts he is delightful in The Brothers Bloom which premiered last night at TIFF. Haven’t had a chance to screen it but I can’t imagine that Mark and Adrien Brody together for 2 hours will be terribly tough to endure.

Bloom also stars Rachel Weisz looking sooo lovely and sooo beautiful in a silver Herve Leger which, knowing her, was probably free. I wonder if she regifts her clothes for Christmas?

As mentioned earlier, Adrian it seems was in town forever. From Friday to at least last night, quite the stretch, not that anyone is complaining. We want Adrien Brody something fierce. He was pure sex last night in his suit, again rockin’ the bromance with his buddy Mark. The three of them – Mark’s wife, Mark, and Adrien, it seems like they’re constantly in a huddle, whispering, gossiping, bonding… it’s adorable. I want to be the fourth. Like double dates.

And if you ever want to meet him one day, if you’re wondering if he’s a snotty sh*t who wouldn’t ever speak to you, Adrien was with his publicist last night up at the roof and was approached almost incessantly by partiers wanting a piece of his hotness.

He was sweet and friendly to everyone. And best… his publicist did not tell anyone to beat it. Needless to say, that’s extremely rare.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 1:10 PM


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http://www.laineygossip.com/Edward_Norton_at_TIFF.aspx

He had every woman on that carpet swooning last night. At TIFF to promote Pride & Glory, Edward Norton was without Colin Farrell who was supposed to show but didn’t. Official word is that he was tied up in Ireland shooting a movie. But my sources say he was originally flying in from LA.

Gossip, buffet, what smut you believe is entirely up to you.

Back to Edward…

He had puffy hair last night. And I’m sorry, I’m blogging on a shoot right now so I may not be able to find the photo. But it’s more than just the hair.

Edward Norton’s brand of sexy isn’t quite like the others. You have to remember… as my producer Laura explains… Edward Norton is a little crazy. He dated Courtney Love! And so when I say he’s a hot f&cking beast, I truly mean he’s a hot f&cking beast. There is something dark and angry inside Edward Norton, even when he’s on his best behaviour. And so it’s an entirely different kind of quiver from say Colin Firth or any of the others I’m too tired to remember from this week.

What Edward Norton gives off is an element of unpredictability. You never know which face he’ll have on. In that respect, the Hulk was a rather appropriate fit.

Last night he was uncomfortable but humbled, truly overwhelmed by the reception at the gala. Still…he was testy. Never fond of media, at times he was impatient though he stopped short of being rude. This conflict results in a certain tension that keeps things exciting. At any moment he could fly off the handle. At any moment he could stalk away. Or at any moment he might break into a beautiful wide smile and sweep you off your feet. It’s an intoxicating experience that is probably much too difficult to describe.

Edward Norton is a complicated man. He has a complicated energy. I imagine being in love with him would result in a complicated, volatile relationship with dramatic and frequent separations followed by dramatic and frequent reunions that would ultimately end in total exhaustion and numbness and require a lengthy period of recovery. Unless of course you’re Salma Hayek.

Ps. He was a tad underdressed.

PPS. Am told he had great breath.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 11:51 AM


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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

PPS. Debra Messing isn’t receiving anger management.


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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

PS. Marcia Cross doesn’t ban bottles.


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"Anger Management," it's not...

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

PPS. Kim Basinger’s anger is not being managed, clearly.


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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

PS. Bottles are allowed at Christina Aguilera’s.

Banning Bottles
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"Anger Management," it's not...

Monday, September 08, 2008

PPS. Jessica Alba does not need anger management.

Anger Management
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Monday, September 08, 2008

PS. Angelina Jolie does not ban bottles. Neither does Salma Hayek.


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