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"Cuba and Chocolate," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_24dec08.aspx

PS Cuba is not Will Smith. Chocolate is not Justin Timberlake.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008


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"Cuba & Chocolate," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_23dec08.aspx

PS. Tim McGraw is not Cuba. Also not Liam Neeson or Denzel Washington. Josh Brolin isn’t Chocolate.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008
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"Chocolate" clue

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jason_George_George_Clooney_George_Clooney_has_bad_taste.aspx

George Clooney has bad taste


Look. I know that despite some rather kinky predilections, the man is almost perfect . I know you want him on the Freebie 5. But something's been holding me back, aside from the fact that he might be just a tad out of my maturity range. The thing is - I think George has really, really bad taste in women. Horrible taste. Low classy taste. Here he is the other night in NY trying to camouflage a hot date with Krista Allen. The same Krista Allen with whom he's had an on again off again thing for 5 years. The same Krista Allen who has verged on soft core porn. And Before and after and in between Krista there was Lisa Snowdon, also a horny lookin' pin up type.

Now George is a hotblooded male so hey, if he's got the flavour for a set of fake tits and some dirty dirty action once in a while - more power to him. But long term relationships with both bunnies? That’s where I get suspicious. So you have one of two choices:

A. he has cheap, low classy taste (and if that's the case, why do you love him so much?)

Or

B. he's gay and is using the big tit, round ass, sexpot on his arm to deflect the scrutiny.

Take your pick.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006
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PS. Russell Crowe is not Cuba. Also not Tom Hanks. Or Rob Lowe. And Hugh Grant isn’t Chocolate.

Monday, December 22, 2008
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