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"The Good Mommy Weight Loss Method," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Intro_08jan10.aspx

The Good Mommy is not Heather Locklear.

Friday, January 08, 2010
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PS. Casting Couch is not about Amanda Peet or Jerry Bruckheimer or Jamie Pressley.

Friday, January 08, 2010
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"The Good Mommy Weight Loss Method," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_07jan10.aspx

PS. The Good Mommy is not Demi Moore or Christie Brinkley. Also not Debra Messing.

Thursday, January 07, 2010
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The Good Mommy Weight Loss Method

http://www.laineygossip.com/Good_Mommy_Weight_Loss_Method_blind_riddle.aspx

These are the things you get from your mother.

Our perfect parent found a permanent way to keep the weight down – with a lap band installation a few years ago. At the same time, she thought she’d help out her little girl too. By pretty much forcing her teenage daughter to have one put in as well. The child protested but to no avail. And better still, instead of paying out of her own pocket, she insisted that the surgery be funded out of her precious’s bank account. Well in hindsight, no wonder.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010 at 11:55 AM

Update (01/12/10):
denial 1: Demi Moore, Christie Brinkley, Debra Messing
denial 2: Heather Locklear
denial 3: Teri Hatcher




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"Casting Couch," it's not...

http://twitter.com/LaineyGossip/status/7409181496
totally forgot to "not" the Casting Couch today. Not Katie Holmes. Not Woody Allen. http://bit.ly/6XodeL

about 4 hours ago from web
Tuesday, January 05, 2010


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He said he would climb Kilimanjaro for charity, then his girlfriend decided to tag along, but he got booked for a movie so he backed out, and since she doesn’t get booked for sh-t, she had to keep at it. Along with Emile Hirsch who was confirmed yesterday as the “surprise” celebrity. Buzz kill.

So Jessica Biel left for the week long expedition yesterday after spending the holiday with the Pip in Colorado. Click here for pictures. Just me or does her lip look extra, extra swollen? Is that normal?

Following Shelfy’s departure, Justin was spotted out for lunch yesterday in Hollywood. He’s still working on The Social Network. And if his performance in The Social Network is anything like his performance in The Open Road, well, not even David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin can save that sh-t. Perhaps the acting coach can work wonders.

But have you seen it?

Here. Suffer through 90 seconds of Justin Timberlake trying to act. One of the worst scenes, like, EVER. Christ. It’s full fontrum like you’ve never felt it before.

It’s a good thing this was buried so quickly. Because Jeff Bridges will be up for an Oscar for Crazy Heart. And you know how the voters don’t like to be disrespected by Norbit.



Tuesday, January 05, 2010 at 7:42 AM
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"Casting Couch," it's not...

http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_04jan09.aspx

PS. Casting Couch is not about Ali Larter or Monica Potter (good one) or Woody Allen.

Monday, January 04, 2010


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