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"20 July 2010 Live Blog" reveal 2

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Renee & Coop double date

With Jason Bateman and his wife Amanda on Saturday at Nobu in Malibu. They all piled into the car afterwards, Bradley behind the wheel and everyone else looking like they’d enjoyed some sake which is what I enjoyed a little too much last time I was at Nobu in Vegas. All of a sudden you stand up and it hits you and for the next hour your friends don’t want to know you anymore.

Coop is enjoying some downtime before he starts shooting The Hangover 2 in... so predictable... Thailand this fall. He’s also apparently in talks to star opposite Robert DeNiro in a dramedy about a player who finally falls in love with a girl whose father hates him but then tragedy strikes and the two men must rely on each other. (Source Deadline) Sounds promising.

As for how things are rolling with Renee, obviously it’s going well. And by well I mean genuinely well even though so many of you believe she’s a beard. I wish I could tell you she was. Very much. But just because she’s f-cked up in the face doesn’t mean he’s gay. Like I keep saying, it’s not a valid reason. A man should be allowed to deal with a woman less attractive without homosexual assumption. It happens every day. That’s not to say however that these two aren’t a little co-dependent. Couples can share insecurity, non?

Monday, August 09, 2010 at 10:27 AM

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Last time I posted a shot of her nasty ass weave, there was a sinkhole happening back there. Click here for a refresher if you really have to but be warned because, if you’re anything like me, the sinkhole will skeeve you. I had nightmares about that crazy sh-t in Guatemala for days.

So the Chicken Fried entourage went shopping yesterday. Britney went in wearing one outfit, came out with a new top. The mall is a closet for her. As you can see, they patched up the sinkhole. As you can see, it’s still a f-cking mess. The short chunks, that’s her own hair right? She shaved it off over three years ago. That’s all it will grow? I know this is unfair of me. Because while I don’t have pretty eyes or any bottom eyelashes or nice ankles and my face is lopsided and my nose is hawked, I have always had hair that is thick and grows fast and long and stays healthy no matter what I put it through. So I don’t get it about extensions. I don’t understand why you don’t just work it naturally, without gluing that ghetto straw all over your head. I mean look at Renee Zellweger. I’d take Renee Zellweger over this.

Wednesday, August 04, 2010 at 8:53 AM

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Bradley, Brady, and Renee

Tom Brady went to the Celtics/Lakers game the other night and his hair was styled like this. And then Renee Zellweger was walking around with Bradley Cooper and family yesterday in New York and she was modelling the same bowl. Why is Tom Brady pissing on his hotness by borrowing Renee’s bowl?

That is problem #1. Problem #2 is the Curse of the Freebie Five. Just yesterday, not even 24 hrs ago, I shot Bradley Cooper up to the top. This morning Page Six posted an article about Renee Zellweger wedding dress shopping at Carolina Herrera and hanging out with his parents leading to speculation that the two might be engaged.

It’s not the validity of the story that’s troubling because, obviously, Renee Z is a longtime Herrera client. Please. She doesn’t have to SHOP there, Herrera would custom one for her no problem. And her rep has already debunked the report.

True or not however, the timing is for sh-t. They’re packaging him as the next big name. He has that quality that appeals to girls and to guys. Even Jacek is a fan now after The A-Team. So publicity surrounding him ending his single status, false as it may be, is not the kind of swirl you want around your star. It’s bad enough that most of you don’t understand why he’s with her, it’s definitely not great if you’re thinking he wants to marry her. And it’s not because I think she’s unattractive. It is however totally what she presents.

Coop’s public persona is not terribly unlike many of his characters. He’s pretty loose. He can throw down with Zach Galifiniakis. He’s a Todd Phillips man. He’s funny, he’s engaging, he’s cool, and he doesn’t hard pose his backbones down a red carpet and endanger others with his starving hips. But she tries so f-cking hard. And she really shouldn’t have to. She is a delightful, talented actor and she’s letting those bad voices eat away at her gifts.

And...he loves her.

So it’s actually a bonus then, right? He loves her in spite of herself, and if that truly is the case, I love him back for it. But the analysis, it took us a long time to get here. And the moviegoers don’t spend that much time getting there for their quiver. So the first questions inevitably will be about that great divide: How can this be with that? And what does it say about that when he’s with this? Because this is a girl with a deep complex. Am dying to know how they work.

Thursday, June 10, 2010 at 2:26 PM

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PS. This is not Conan O’Brien or Colbert or Jon Stewart or anyone on late night. You’re barking up the wrong tree.

Thursday, September 23, 2010 at 6:58 AM

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26 August 2010 Smutty Shout-Out

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as for a quick riddle – who went in for labia tightening surgery? 

Thursday, August 26, 2010 at 7:33 AM

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Matt and Ben are still tight. For sure. But Matt has other secrets to keep.

Tuesday, August 03, 2010 at 12:05 PM


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Gretchen Mol has a 4 episode arc on Boardwalk Empire. That's convenient.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010 at 11:56 AM


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"Bad with people" clue 2

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It's not a late night talk show hosts. You're missing the clues.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 11:43 AM

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[Comment From Irina]
bad with people = Scarlett's hubby?
Lainey: Irina - no.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 11:43 AM

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It's not Conan.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 11:43 AM

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It's not Craig Ferguson either.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 11:43 AM

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and of course some riddle guesses but I’ll tell you off the top right now, it is absolutely NOT Jon Stewart.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 11:43 AM

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Dear Gossips,

The Weekly LiveBlog is back today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. And also, if you haven’t already, and you can do so once a day, remember to enter the IT Lounge giveaway – a TIFF gift bag valued at $2,000 can be yours... and NOT my ma’s, the greedy Squawking Chicken, who has been calling me every day asking if someone has claimed the prize. Am convinced that there’s an entire generation of Chinese people who don’t understand contest deadlines. Click here for more.

It was a heavy column yesterday. Please scroll down to get caught up if you missed a few posts.

As for Ryan Reynolds – thanks for your emails getting on my ass to post it. The article is coming, I just have to finish writing. Soon though, promise, I haven’t forgotten. Also look out for the one about the beloved host of a popular, but not that popular, show who managed to make everyone hate him – it’s unanimous! – after what was supposed to be a play nice promotional tour. This one broke my heart a little.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 7:04 AM


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Maybe we’re not his species. But he broke hearts recently on a promotional tour and shat on all the little people in his way. Of course he turned it on for cameras, of course he was super nice to those with a higher profile, but assistants, crew, hair and makeup, drivers, all were beneath him, which is why he required his door opened every time, all the time, would make a stink if he had to help himself, and refused to make eye contact with the lowly helpers who were ordered to provide his refreshments.

At all stops he would sweep into the makeup room, total JLo/Mimi/Country Bitch/major ass diva styles, not bother with an introduction, put his feet up on the artist table, throw his head back, CLOSE HIS EYES, and EXPECT to be treated. No please, no thank you, not even any simple request, to the point where, on several occasions, no one knew what to do, until it had to be explained to them that this particular move signals that he’s ready to have his makeup either applied or taken off, depending on where we are in the day.

Ohhhhhh...

I’m sorry, I didn’t know.

Well of course that’s what it means.

Only a well mannered, well raised human being would expect someone who’s never met you before to automatically know what the f-ck it is that you’re asking for when you’re too special to have to ask for it in the first place. Asshole.

What a major disappointment. As for his victims? They are the sweetest, loveliest, gentlest people I’ve ever worked with. They’ve also worked with some of the biggest names in entertainment. And all of them said that this motherf-cker, with his little specialty show, could rival and surpass the top superstars in the world in attitude and f-ckery.

Bitch, you just lost a lot of fans.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010 at 7:51 AM

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[Comment From Candice]
Lainey - is it Kristen Stewart who hates her hair?
Lainey: Candice - No. Also not Heigl.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 12:13 PM

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also - which highly insecure actress is creating constant drama by refusing to attend social commitments because she hates her hair?
part 2 of blind: so her boyfriend goes to these functions and sheepishly has to make up one excuse after another.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 12:13 PM

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