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Keira Knightley and Carey Mulligan were lovely together today at the London Film Festival photo call for Never Let Me Go. SO cute. The hair is the same-ish now, and they were born 2 months apart, just 25, and both nominated for Oscars, and both among the elites on a short list of top actresses, and neither one of them have these issues.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010 at 9:15 AM

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Tranny Ego Blow is NOT David Foster.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010 at 7:03 AM

Tranny Ego Blow
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Lainey: Final notes - guesses: not Jennifer Hudson, not Mila Kunis, not Kristen Stewart, not Joe Jonas, but this is my favourite guess ever of all time. Because the thought of Joe Jonas having an unkempt private area makes my life.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM

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Lainey: Not Natalie Portman, not Vanessa Hudgens, not Taylor Lautner (this is hilarious), not Taylor Swift, not Emma Stone.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM

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[Comment From Aimee ]
Evan Rachel Wood for either BI?
Lainey: Aimee - no.
[Comment From Ms. Estella ]
Hair riddle--Renee???
Lainey: Estella - no. HI!
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM

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[Comment From Caroline ]
Blind Item #1 - Angelina Jolie?
Lainey: Caroline - no
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM

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[Comment From Al ]
Hair..Megan Fox?
Lainey: AJ - no
Lainey: And for everyone asking - it's not Keira Knightley either.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM

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[Comment From AM ]
Lainey: The anorexic hair = leighton meester?
Lainey: AM - no.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM

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"Hair issues (#1)," it's not...

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Questions from Nadia: P.s. Hair Issue #1: Kelly Osbourne?
Answer from Lainey: Not Kelly Osbourne.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM

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Questions from Nadia: Yo Lainey, do you predict any ugliness (which no doubt exists) will surface out of the Cox Arquette breakup?
Answer from Lainey: I don’t predict any ugliness. Did you hear Arquette on Howard Stern today? He’s being very candid and still rather classy about it all. There’s a lot of respect there, from him to her anyway. I don’t know about the other way around. What? Never! Courteney Cox is not a belle from hell! Oh please.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM

The Belle From Hell
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Maybe she’s bored for a while

They were married when she was just 24. And marriage is hard enough without the craziness of celebrity. That they made is this far is an achievement. After all, with baby, that period post-partum, they’ve had their challenges.

Us Weekly is reporting exclusively that Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman are over. Apparently, like Cox and Arquette, it’s been a few months now. They’re working out their money and custody issues, probably in that order.

Why?

Oh don’t forget, she may not have imploded as spectacularly as Britney Spears but it’s not like they’re not the same in that way. They grew up in that fame bubble. They’re nuts. And there’s boredom and unquenchable curiosity and boundary issues and temptation and particularly for her right now that fear that she’s over, that in the age of Lady Gaga, there might not be any room for her anymore.

What are the odds of success in maintaining a marriage in the face of all that?

Nothing like a new flirtation anyway to invigorate a career. And save it with the lack of compassion accusation. She sold her wedding and baby photos. I mean, isn’t that the game we’re playing here?

Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 9:13 AM


Post Partum Flirtation

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Cox & Arquette: Coincidence or Conspiracy?

It’s one of my favourite questions.

As you now know, they announced a “trial separation” yesterday that’s actually been in effect for months. Something about trying to discover each other, themselves, and boundaries. It was written by a therapist and vetted by a publicist and the timing is curious on more than one level.

First, as TMZ reported, David’s been hooking up with some trick called Jasmine Waltz. She’s the broad who beat down Lindsay Lohan a few months ago. Photos were about to surface of the two of them together. So it was a pre-emptive strike. David called into Howard Stern this morning to confirm that he’s been having sex with Jasmine, but only after he and Courteney shut it down which was four months ago.

David also told Stern that Courteney doesn’t want to “mother” him anymore and that they remain the best of friends and that they do indeed hope to reunite but that they haven’t been intimate in months. Holy f-cking candid. I’ve decided I love him.

Click here for more details.

You’ll note then that David reveals that they split around June which, conveniently, was very shortly after rumours emerged that Courteney was allegedly having an affair with her Cougar Town co-star Brian Van Holt.

Coincidence or conspiracy?

Oh but would it really have been the first time...?

You don’t think their relationship was conventional like that do you? How long is your gossip memory? Especially when it’s blind? Trust me when I tell you neither of them would find text messages incriminating, although others in a different position might not agree.

But Courteney Cox is a Friend. And she’s friends with a Friend. And she’s a Mom. She’s supposed to be Just Like Me. Or, rather, You.

They really never are.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 8:51 AM

Text Harassment
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Am all over her wardrobe on this film. I mean, she never looks like sh-t but right now she’s never looked better. And those legs...

This is Reese Witherspoon shooting This Means War in Vancouver yesterday at the art gallery showing off a variety of facial expressions – zany! highjinks! goofy! Moviemaking is so bizarre sometimes.

Anyway, aside from Tom Hardy and Chris Pine, Reese is getting another co-star. Deadline just announced yesterday that Chelsea Handler is joining the cast to play Reese’s best friend. Oh well now that offscreen chemistry will be one to watch. You know Reese is about as square as it gets in Hollywood. And Chelsea... is not. Church together on Sundays? Unlikely, though it’s certainly preferable to f-cking around with 50 Cent.

Wednesday, October 06, 2010 at 8:20 AM

Her First Request
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Lainey: Helen Mirren is not a blind item answer.
Tuesday, October 05, 2010 at 11:42 AM

Her First Request

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[Comment From Christie ]
Is the blind riddle Drew Barrymore?
Lainey: Christie - no
[Comment From guest ]
Riddle: The mess that is Avril??
Lainey: Not Avril either.
Tuesday, October 05, 2010 at 11:42 AM

Her First Request

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[Comment From Tina ]
Today's riddle - Susan Sarandon?
Lainey: tina - no
[Comment From Jamie ]
Today's riddle. Totally Tina Fey right?
Lainey: Jamie - WHAT? No. Worst guess ever!!!
[Comment From gc ]
Today's riddle - Cameron Diaz?
Lainey: GC - no
Tuesday, October 05, 2010 at 11:42 AM

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[Comment From Kelly ]
Is your blind item Kate Moss?
Lainey: Kelly - no.
Tuesday, October 05, 2010 at 11:42 AM

Her First Request

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[Comment From irene]
is the answer to your blind riddle post today, lilo?
Lainey: Irene - no.
Tuesday, October 05, 2010 at 11:42 AM

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Two riddles about hair. Two different subjects.

1. When you don’t eat, when you deprive your body of essential nutrients, it reacts in ways to protect itself. One of the side effects of excessive thinnification is the fuzzy hair growth, a soft downy layer as the body tries to keep itself warm. And oftentimes on the face. Since food is not a regular part of her life, the thinnification hair on her face is naturally dark. They do a marvellous job of hiding it though – by bleaching and strategic photography and of course foundation, although it’s getting harder and harder to hide. And as a result she’s just lost a part because of it. The director loved her, he just didn’t want to go to such great lengths to camouflage her problem.

2. Young star of the moment was getting some action once and things were progressing along nicely until the boy headed down there and discovered that her situation was so umkempt, “like even more than the 70s”, he had to tap out. It was how she learned the importance of grooming. On a personal note though, let’s make this sh-t fair: maintenance goes both ways. It’s not just a female responsibility, male deforestation is a requirement too. Carry on then with your guesses now.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010 at 7:16 AM

Update (10/19/10):
Issue #1

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