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Ricky Fitts!

I’ve maybe seen American Beauty too many times.

Anyway, Wes Bentley is back. He was in Spain today promoting a movie we’ll probably never see called There Be Dragons with Olga Kurylenko. We’ll get to her later. Wes is making something of a comeback. And a rather honest one, I think.

He was in Toronto a few years ago shooting a movie. I remember hearing that there were times they couldn’t get him out of his room he was so strung out. Heroin was his problem. In a very candid New York Times piece last year, he talked about his multi-year addiction, how it wrecked his marriage, and almost took his life, and what it took to get out. Click here to read it.

Bentley looks healthy now, non? Really, really, really good. Hopefully he can hang on.

As for Olga Kurylenko – you’ll recall if you’ve been reading for long enough that I was major hard for her after the Bond Quantum movie, like all the time. Her face…it’s exquisite. Olga just came off working on the new Terrence Malick film in Oklahoma with Rachel McAdams and Ben Affleck. I’m sure he didn’t notice.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 1:41 PM

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"Ladies' Room Encounter with That Girl," it's not...

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[Comment From Sassy ]
Bathroom Bitch is Lea, right?

Lainey: Sassy - no
Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM

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[Comment From melissa ]
lady room b victoria beckham
Lainey: Melissa - no, but can i reiterate again how delighted, like straight up cackling gleeful, the bitches over in England are at the fact that Vicky has to show up to the wedding all fat and sh-t?
Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM

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[Comment From Donna ]
Lainey--Kate Bosworth for bathroom bitch?
Lainey: Donna - no, and now i'm mad at you for not reading the open on my site today.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM

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[Comment From Annie ]
Ladies Room: Rachel McAdams

Lainey: Annie - good Lord, never.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM

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[Comment From Guest ]
ladies room bitch - Megan Fox?

Lainey: Guest - not Megan Fox
Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM


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[Comment From Beth ]
Ladies Room Bitch: Hathaway

Lainey: Beth - no
[Comment From Stacey ]
Is the ladies' room bitch Oliva Munn? She doesn't seem like she has lady friends.

Lainey: Stacey - no
Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM


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And the Ladies’ Room Bitch is also not Jennifer Aniston.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 11:54 AM

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Dear Gossips,

Am officially obsessed with Scarlett Johansson’s breasts. And trust me…she wants it that way.

Saturday night, Saturday Night Live, Scarjo flounces out for the opening monologue and who the hell cares what happened next? Because if you have eyes, you would have fixated solely on her chest. The photos below don’t do them justice. Squeezed in, pushed out, lifted up – girl has a glorious rack. Seriously glorious, perfectly in tune with her body, it sounds pervy but we were mesmerized. And I’d feel even pervier about it if they weren’t so obviously presented – the celebrity version of strategic product placement: a career greatly enhanced by The Boobs. Of course it also doesn’t hurt that Scarlett Johansson is TOTAL gorgessity. The skin, the body, the hair… I would, gossips. I totally would.

Monday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Monday, April 23, 2007


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All Men ...

Flock to Scarjo.

Justin Timberlake, Ryan Reynolds, Woody Allen wishes, Benicio del Toro in an elevator, and now co-starring with Javier Bardem. Here they are shooting in Spain. I really want them to be doing it…is that pervy?

Monday, July 30, 2007


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Mrs Reynolds and her rack

It’s the first thing you notice, isn’t it?

Boobs.

Scarlett Johansson on the cover and behind the scenes for the new issue of Allure. Sultry, sexpot, sick crazy body, and …

Boobs.

During the interview, Scarjo is asked about Lindsay Lohan and the infamous bathroom wall incident – do you remember?

A couple of years ago Lilo, coked out of her mind, and hanging out with Kate Moss at the time, scrawled “Scarlett is a bloody c—t” at some club. The clever folks at Gawker commemorated the historic event with a photo, ensuring its place in the annals of gossip.

Says Scarlett:
"I really don’t know that person. I only met her, like, three times. I don’t know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar — I mean, shockingly so, like, 'Whoa, what, who are you?'"

Apparently Lilo beat out Scarjo back in the day for the lead role in The Parent Trap.

And of course Scarjo went on to star in Lost in Translation and has been nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Lilo meanwhile went to rehab 3 times in 2007.

Boobs.

To see more of them from the Allure shoot, click here.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 7:47 AM




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By the way, before you go there, Sienna Miller is NOT the Ladies’ Room bitch.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 9:52 AM


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PS. Kate Bosworth is not the girl from the Ladies’ Room. Neither is Jessica Biel.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011 at 6:29 AM

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Friends & Feet

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn hooked up for lunch on Monday in LA. A civilian diner took a photo of them with her iPhone, has likely made a nice little profit, much to Scarlett’s irritation, I’m sure. Scarjo likes to keep her sh-t tight, though I suppose shoving your foot in your friend’s lap at a restaurant isn’t exactly the smartest way of going about it.

Do friends put feet in friends’ laps?

Hmmm…quite the life dilemma, non?

I put my feet in gay laps all the time. But Sean Penn isn’t gay. So that obviously doesn’t apply. I’ve also on several occasions put my feet in Dylan’s lap. We travel together a lot. I hate when the blood flows to my legs making them thick and bloated, especially when I’m wearing a dress. Dylan and I are like brother and sister. This year at Sundance, he unclogged my toilet and had to look at my poo. I would have no problem doing as Scarjo did with Sean as demonstrated in this photo. Trust me when I tell you then that a little foot in the lap action between Dylan and me is strictly platonic.

So are Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson all like brother and sister styles? Has Sean plunged Scarjo’s toilet? If plunging a toilet in this case is not a euphemism for something sexual? Obviously, most of you think that’s ridiculous. Most of you think that if it’s a friendship, it’s a friendship that involves f-cking. That’s my first inclination too. But then I spent some time thinking about Scarlett yesterday and it occurred to me…

Does she have female friends?

I get the impression Scarlett is the kind of girl who isn’t good with girls. And therefore perhaps her behaviour with boys is shaped outside of the benefit of having girl influences. Not unlike Angelina Jolie. It’s also so easy to forget – she’s just 25. This girl is YOUNG. She started young, she’s still young, she’s divorced, she may not have girlfriends, and she may or may not be giving Sean Penn a cock rub with her toes. The point is – does she know any different when it comes to boys? Who would have explained it to her?

Wednesday, March 02, 2011 at 7:39 AM

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It’s not Katherine Heigl. It’s not Kate Hudson.

Monday, March 21, 2011 at 6:21 AM

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She’s the girl who isn’t friendly with the other girls when they go out with the guys. In a large group, she rarely speaks to females. Instead, she focuses all of her attention on the men – attempts to impress them by spewing out facts she’s read in the newspaper, verbatim, without much analysis, as they try to look at her breasts. During her last relationship, whenever she was in a multi-couple situation, she’d make no attempt to engage the other women. Rather, she’d spend most of her time flirting with the boyfriends and husbands, careful not to cross the line, but not exactly hiding the fact that her preferred company is male.

But she’s not only not a girls’ girl, she’s also That Girl. The kind of girl who only knows how to put other girls down. She was in the ladies’ room recently at a private event, a private no-fans non-civilian event, standing next to an industry type at the counter. The other woman complimented her on her appearance, something to effect of: that’s a great dress, it looks amazing on you …

And her answer?

Hear this with a sneer:


“Is this the moment when I’m supposed to tell you that you look good too?”

And walked away.

Friends? Please. Her “friends” are either relatives or assistants. Because otherwise, really, why would you ever want to be?

Monday, March 21, 2011 at 6:21 AM

Update (3/10/15):
denial 1 & 2: Katherine Heigl & Kate Hudson
clue 1
denial 3 & 4: Kate Bosworth & Jessica Biel
denial 5: Sienna Miller
clue 2
denial 6: Jennifer Aniston
denial 7 & 8: Anne Hathaway & Olivia Munn
denial 9: Megan Fox
denial 10: Rachel McAdams
denial 11: Kate Bosworth (again)
denial 12: Victoria Beckham
denial 13: Lea Michele
reveal 1
reveal 2



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