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"a Friend's Couch" reveal 2

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Lopez_and_Marc_Anthony_spotted_together_in_Long_Island_a_month_after_divorce_announcement_1.aspx

Marc will be grovelling


TMZ posted photos yesterday purportedly of Marc Anthony with Jennifer Lopez in Long Island. As you know, she was the one who pushed forward with the break and the announcement. He was trying to hold on. And he still wants to hold on, supposedly in touch repeatedly, at times soft and pleading, at other times hostile, accusatory, and borderline abusive. Getting together for the children sounds like the perfect time to work her down, see if she’ll change her mind.

But here’s how JLo’s publicist responded when TMZ asked for comment about the sighting:

"They are NOT back together -- they were just visiting each other and the children."


I like the capitalisation of NOT. Like, not only were they setting the record straight, but they really, really, REALLY want to set the record straight. That they are NOT BACK TOGETHER. Like the mere suggestion of it is absurd. Like, as if JLo would ever. Which is in line with her publicity playbook since the split, strategically positioning herself in the most sympathetic light without going full victim.

Right now though, the way these patterns work, Marc will be at his best, his most charming, his most romantic, his most appealing. Can JLo keep saying no? Who could she reach out to to help her? Please. If only Gossip could be written like a script.

Thursday, August 11, 2011 at 8:16 AM

a Friend's Couch


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Was he there for a post break bootycall? Or is he moving his sh-t out? (Celebuzz)

Thursday, January 06, 2011 at 11:09 AM

One line or two lines


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She learns for him, will not leave him

http://www.laineygossip.com/She_learns_from_him_will_not_leave_him_blind_riddle_10aug11.aspx

So much speculation and it’s been going on for years that she will finally leave him because he simply won’t, ever, change. But do you know the lengths she went through to get him, and keep him? Did you know she enrolled in classes at university, not because she was interested for herself, but because she wanted to be able to talk to him about...things? She wanted to be able to keep up. She wanted HIM to know/believe/think she could keep up. She worships his brain. She wanted to make sure that he was finding her brain adequately stimulating.

They say that he’s been trying to get out of there. He hasn’t tried. There has been no attempt. It’s kinda futile. First because, even if he were to want to bail, everyone in his life would be against it, and has warned him of the consequences, but also because she has told him straight up, on several occasions, “I will never leave you”. This one doesn’t get enough credit for her tenacity.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011 at 8:38 AM

Update (8/23/11):


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Tom Brady's hair is much better than it's been in a while. Check him out training with the Patriots yesterday. Yay that the league managed to work things out for a new season! This is for Sarah from Cinesnark whose hard-on for him had been waning. Looks a lot hotter, non?

It's all love and peaches right now at training camp for the Patriots as they're just beginning their honeymoon with Chad Ochocinco. But don't get huffy when I say that everyone not on the bandwagon is wondering how long that is going to last. Some personality problems are incurable over the long term. They say that the New England system fixes attitude. Forever? Maybe that's just my Miami Dolphin allegiance coming through. You can imagine then how choked I am now that Marc Anthony owns part of my team, all things considered, couch quarterback aside. Come on, that one was obvious, wasn't it?

If not for Miami though, I'd rather see the Patriots take the AFC East over the New York Jets. Not only because that's Jacek's team, but also because I hate Rex Ryan.

Thursday, August 04, 2011 at 1:44 PM

a Friend's Couch
 
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Tuesday, May 03, 2011 at 4:49 AM


Sponsored Tingles: Reveal The Dirt - Week 4


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Friday, April 29, 2011 at 1:21 AM


Sponsored Tingles: Reveal The Dirt - Week 3


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PS. She can’t stand it when someone else is smaller, and she also desperately hates her hair colour but can’t change it because of that contract. Click here to Reveal the Dirt with Biore for your chance to win $100 in product.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011 at 6:30 AM

Sponsored Tingles: Reveal The Dirt - Week 2

 
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Friday, April 22, 2011

Sponsored Tingles: Reveal The Dirt-Week 2



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